MSN vs GOOGLE – Search Engine Rap Battle
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Google and Microsoft trade nasty punchlines in the Search Engine Rap Battle.
http://searchenginerapbattle.com
There are three separate battles: MSN vs Google, Google vs Yahoo, and MSN vs Yahoo.
Produced by Beau Lewis, Peter Furia and David Fine. Directed by David Fine. Created by Seedwell.
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LYRICS
Google:
Your new system hasnt gotten many users
They only use Vista cuz it came on their computers
Step to me – Ill wrestle you blue
My dyslexic fans, they call me “El Goog”
Well connected – i got crazy links
S-E-O just means what google thinks
Smart people, they wanna work for me
That’s why I jack you for your employees
Gmails got females – on fire like foxes
i’m six gigs deep, up in their inboxes
Search market share: 4% you
68 me. this battle rap is through
MSN:
You bought Youtube for 2 billion bucks
He bought Youtube, the search still sucks
Your icon’s a joke – it’s just a doodle
Your name sounds like a baby
MSN vs YAHOO – Search Engine Rap Battle
Microsoft and Yahoo trade nasty punchlines in the Search Engine Rap Battle. http://searchenginerapbattle.com
There are three separate battles: MSN vs Google, Google vs Yahoo, and MSN vs Yahoo.
Produced by Beau Lewis, Peter Furia and David Fine. Directed by David Fine. Created by Seedwell.
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LYRICS:
MSN:
You aint intellectual, I own all the property
your whole board walks, while I win at this monopoly
I serve the world. you should ask ya momma
cuz Bill Gates might have been your real founding father
I’m blowin up, without the VC,
Remember it was me who invented the PC
Your just an upstart – you think you got smarts?
But I’m the V12, you’re just the spare parts
Check out the stash – the dirty leg-chaps,
You’d think he would be cleaner, with all that Ajax
Your styles innappropriate, sites even more so
Yahoo Hot Jobs sounds like a porno
Yahoo:
Your users got questions – Yahoo’s got answers
You look like a blue-man group back-up dancer
You can’t fly, your
GOOGLE vs YAHOO – Search Engine Rap Battle
Google and Yahoo trade nasty punchlines in the Search Engine Rap Battle.
http://searchenginerapbattle.com
There are three separate battles: MSN vs Google, Google vs Yahoo, and MSN vs Yahoo.
Produced by Beau Lewis, Peter Furia and David Fine. Directed by David Fine. Created by Seedwell.
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LYRICS
Yahoo:
His skin is so pale, he’s already fatigued
The only sports you play are in my fantasy league
Look at this guy, hes so white that its scary
This guy is whiter than Sergei and Larry
I heard your new motto for saving the world
You do no evil, if evil’s a girl
My design is the biggest, yours is much smaller
That rainbow is fruity, like your free Odwalla
Uh, and who’s countin too?
You asked Jeeves for a brokeback mountain view
You haven’t changed your style since 1992
You cant get my name out your head, Ya-hoo!
Google:
Who is this guy? is he still alive folks?
I thought he died with Alta Vista and Lycos
Im smarter than you, and you
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